the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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