I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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