Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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