I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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