the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize