This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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