? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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