I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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