So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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