Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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