I think I just saw someone hide a body.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
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Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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