They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I fill condoms, not promises.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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