Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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