so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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