put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize