How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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