My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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