i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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