Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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