Jerry, you need to find god
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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