Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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