Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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