who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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