i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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