is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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