so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
he laminated a picture of his dick.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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