Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They took my balls.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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