i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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