Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
im holly from the hills drunk
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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