bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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