some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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