If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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