She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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