Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
We are two peas in an std pod
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Terrible idea I love it
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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