erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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