oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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