I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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