Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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