I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Are we in a gay sports bar?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize