just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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