i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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