We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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