I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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