my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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