So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
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it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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