id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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