I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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