So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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