they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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