i think i have herpe
just one?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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