nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Life is so much better after having sex.
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Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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